The Language Academy Review And Kill Fleas

By Leopold de Quevedo y Monroy, Colombia

I recently wrote that I'm a black sheep in a pen frowned. Because my skin has been burned so much warmth for the things that I disagree. Rodillona not born to be or to bow my head in the guillotine. Although I got used the convent to the litany, I fell asleep from time to repeat what I said. Since that time I was the inheritance to be a little deaf to the orders, rules, and the bell that called me insolent.

Yesterday I received an email from a poet friend who gives me to meet new guidelines of the ancient Academy of Language. A little sly tells me that what was once be sore, be and is still what was ye, ye still. And henceforth we keep calling the speakers on this side the sea to see labiobidental "vee" as the Spanish have always called. And only when it means only, it is labeled and written as a single or solitary. And that the second person plural inflection of the verb, as entendáis no longer checked. And if anyone does so, from now, will be accused of bad spelling and sin against the Academy and its obispería with staff.

Long years has had some wise be busy reviewing Commission uses Spanish language called in the various countries where it is spoken. Entire South America, except in Brazil, Central America, most of Spain, the Philippines and some Caribbean islands. Eñe strangely touched, so controversial and abused in many places.

Yes, I know - sorry to tag and it's maybe a day will also be purged-that the Royal Academy, which depends on the will of the King, has in its statutes the task of monitoring the proper use, or casticismo purity of writing, it was said, of language, to correct the excesses or prevent errors and order the unit in the grammar. It's quite a task Crusaders it is up to these intrepid ladies and gentlemen of the robe and slip of paper.

That govern the language that has given us to understand ourselves is a very serious duty VDUX difficult. Especially today when radio, TV, film and internet reported in songs, novels and realitis the language as it is born today. The creatures known today are born with eyes wide open and without mincing words. It's easy to find in every part pussy got bad ass and washing, as the winner Cela said in a poem. So why not write to say that here or there or tilde to call or e X, is the least compared to those other terms that would leave the Cardinals and nuns warmed his ears. And use them in public is the same to private. It's a very venomous tongue. Two-edged.

It's kicked the bucket and was double elle and erre elements and was simple and che ere, for exegesis says that is the union of c and h, but that marriage is temporary and does not come from an additional letter. In the family of the alphabet have been three deaths and no one has called to his funeral. Three letters provided a good service for over five centuries and did not deserve flowers at his funeral. The Academy does not have money for such things. It's like killing a flea between two nails in a room in silence. Morning all tildes will die because nobody wants to use, without which the Academy can make your funeral and adopted the ordinance.

9/11/10 8:56 a.m.